WHERE'S ROBOT?

At last I got out of Hospital and I wanted to go straight home to Aotearoa, because I felt really homesick, so I caught the first plane out of there.

Do you know what was the first thing I wanted to do?  I wanted to go back and show that horrible, rude deer my wonderful fixed nose!

Robot

Now when people smiled at me, I didn't think they might be laughing at my nose.  It was much better.

Robot

I went exploring around the boat.  I looked out the window - I always look out to see if my family might be somewhere near, but I've never seen them again.

Robot

Then I went right to the front of the boat and climbed up on the railings.  I actually nearly fell off when the Captain blew the huge whistle, because I got such a fright, so I got down again pretty quickly and went and sat on a proper chair.

Robot

When we got to the other side, the deer wasn't even there.  Oh well, never mind.  I talked to some hairy cows instead.  I don't think they could even see my nose, because their faces were covered in all that hair.  They had huge horns, so I didn't stay by the fence for very long.